It$ ElEctriC!!

SRK- The king of Bollywood was stopped on the US airport and was taken into detention. It has happened with many Bollywood stars like Irfan Khan, Kabir Khan(and NEW YORK movie was made). Maybe they are not that famous but SRK was taken by the security when he was being asked for autographs by their own people. Maybe it’s just a security check. They have a right to do this. What were they doing to him for 1hour six minutes? (Just like the US says. Rejects 2hours). Why the F**k was the VISA provided? Why wasn’t he questioned that time? We are used to VIP treatment they say. GET REAL!

His name matched with some names on a common checklist. IF u cannot Google search SRK jus take a flight to LONDON from the same airport and visit the Madame Tussaud!

Other side to this is that even we should keep a security like theirs. BRISK BRAD PITT, TOM CRUISE, CLINTON when they visit India, STRIP check them. JUST for security! (NOT SARCASTIC because even an old US actor was stopped by 2 young cops in USA)

Another KHAN of bollywood commented that it shouldn’t be ‘made a BIG DEAL.’ Be an Indian when you comment on such an issue not a SRK hater for god sake! And one more thing he said was ‘this is to avoid attacks in their country’ EXCUSE ME SALMANN KHAN? He is the only one who knows what he meant by that. All I conclude by this statement is SRK CAN have a bomb in his bag.

And I just wish that nothing like this happens with YOU. Or maybe it should happen and you will get a chance to show SRK it shouldn’t be made a “BIG DEAL”. And watch Kabir Khan’s NEW YORK!

GET A LIFE SALMANN!

AND EVERY1 WHO THINKS IT IS A PUBLICITY STUNT!!!!

ITz about 2countries and the government is involved!

(I thank my sister for this post)

My sister and I went to dominos today for lunch. There was this small kid sitting outside dominos. She looked at everyone coming out with a lot of hope. I think she was waiting for someone to give her some food.

We placed our order and were sitting quietly looking at that girl. Some moments later there were these two guys who gave that girl 2 pieces of pizza and half filled coke bottle. It was really nice of them to do this. Maybe they gave that because they didn’t want it, but they could have easily thrown the food and not bothered about the girl.

The girl was more than happy to take it. She gave them a broad smile which clearly said, she was really thankful to them.

After getting the food, the girl did something which was so touching that I decided to share it with all of you.

The moment she got the pizza box, she ran somewhere and came back with two other girls. After coming back the three of them shared and enjoyed the meal together.

If that girl wished, she could have easily eaten the food all by herself but she didn’t do that. The three of them happily shared the 2 pieces.

That little girl lived on roads. She didn’t attend any school which taught her value education. But she had this very great quality of selflessness which many of us lack.

Hats off to that girl…!!

(I thank Alaukik kotecha for all the data below)

Hostel is a place where one gets that freedom which can either destroy a boy or makes him a MAN.

After staying home for 18 years one of my friends decided to go to a residential college where he was the one who took decisions for himself. When he was at home he wasn’t the one doing that. He had no other choice but return home from school or college, from friend’s house after studying and playing or from a movie with friends. There was always an involment by the family. He had to listen to them. No doubt that also involves lot of love, caring about you. But who doesn’t want an independent life?

His residential college bought a lot of change in him, his way was living, thinking, his likings etc. In the hostel he made lots of friends; he had his seniors, juniors. And naturally, to an extent, he became like the people he saw around.

VNIT boy’s hostel is a complete place of blast, melange of drunkards and dopers, media freaks, gaming maniacs, sportsman and sports lovers, lechers and libidos, orthodox and iconoclasts, artists and tech savvy’s, bookworms and dumbass slowcoaches, hip hopers and metal heads. Its mixture of all ingredients. In his first year, he was lost in between so many people, zapped to meet so many guys, become friends with them. It’s been four years. He is still figuring out new personalities. So many friends from different corners of India, different cultures, different outlook came in the college.

The real hostel life begins after 5PM after the college ends, book are closed, bags are packed and returning to the room begins. LAN server opens and the huge CS battle starts, millions of solders and celestial ammunition are busted on CS maps. Stumpid happens at NFS race tracks, different civilisations are formed and genocides at “Age of empire and Age of Mythology”. Huge LAN gamming with highly configured graphic cards, parallel with Bosh buffers and completely outrageous, varied games starts at 5PM and end directly at 8am.

He salutes to media freaks of his college for all the recently broadcasted sitcoms, all latest movies which are released abroad but not in Indian market, you will find it in VNIT, outlandish audience out here watch only HD or 720+ blue ray prints which are available only in the cinema theatres. Torrents are completely saturated and exhausted on their LAN. Discographies and video graphies of all British, American, norvejian band, from death metal to Trans bands released, unreleased albums are available on their DC++. Their LAN sharing touches heights of 15terabytes and they expect double by end of this semester. (No jokes, he says)

Lechers out here are too extraordinary, gathered terabytes of porn, shared on LAN. Desi, Latin, Russian institute, naughty American all kinds of porn is stacked here, indefatigable libido out here still downloads excessive Gbs of porn every day. Viewed on LCD screens and huge projectors. X rated magazines, posters, wall papers sound tracks are unaccountable. (LOL)

Now there are guys who devote their hostel life in meeting their techsavvy seniors, want to become like them. Creating different robots, machines, softwares. Every year more than 100 robots are made. Different sciences papers are presented by these techno geeks at different dices in India. Few of them manages to get international recognitions too. Holding techfests, participating in them are passions out here.

This is hostel of engineering students, but there are huge dance clubs formed by the dancing monkeys, arranging workshops for jive and salsa for the others. Putting life in lots of institutional events, participating at different stages in India, and for all this over night practices in 5pm-8am in hostel. They got music club in our hostels called OCTAVE, who takes care of whole musichollics in hostel, constitutes of more than 10 bands, performing according to their genre which is ranging from Indian classical to death metal. The zeal is so strong that after such a hectic engineering studies they do have to jive every night. And bursting those instruments, there is a separate hall called ‘music room’ for this. Adventure club for tourist of our hostel.

QPC which is India’s biggest quizzing club is from our hostel, “I need not say about these QPC people” he says. Celebration for janmashtami, ganeshustov, lohri, saraswati puja is reviving. The dept gatherings, AAROHI (Google it) is huge.

The bar begins after dinner. Junkies and drunkards smoke different kinds of drugs, most pathetic and idiotic ways of inhaling them, puffing them. Various kinds of national and international brands of alcohols. Every day these guys get doped and become insane, talking crap, loud devilish laughter are heard, running and jumping from wired places, breaking things and screwing up the anatomy. Sometimes they get violent and the next morning everything is cool.

Just like other colleges, here, you find lovers and flirters. Well you even see the flirter’s flirting with his roommate’s chick. Because of these guys, cellular industry can never face recession. There’s a party atmosphere when a new and a profitable scheme is announced.
His  roommate is badly into drugs. He went into it because  a girl broke his heart. He got so much of nicotine in his blood that he has to consume it everyday. He wants to stop himself but he is not able to.

A person doesnt know that a cigar not only burns from one end BUT it even burns the person on the other end!